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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...