What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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Who's there! Butcher! Butcher who?

Butcher your arms around me!

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer