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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.