What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.