The brick will eventually get laid.
One porks women the other un-porks them.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
The bricks will get laid.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
To the PAO Camp.
To bask in social approval.