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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.