What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.