What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Valet Jokes More Valet Jokes

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.