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What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Valet Jokes More Valet Jokes

What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.