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What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Valet Jokes More Valet Jokes

What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker