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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.