What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.