Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.