Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.