Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.