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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.