Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.