Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein