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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What is the national bird of Italy?

The fly.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.