How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.