How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.