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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.