How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.