KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
You add a dab of glue.
They're stuck at C for years
Nein.
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
He built hotels on Pork Place.
Help! I'm melting!
Because your mom was on the other side..
Buckaneer
Because it was charged with battery.
The alphabat.
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
They were PRONOUNS dead
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Your iPod!
