What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What is every blonde's ambition?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What did the Zune say to the iPod?

You da real MP3.

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods