What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did the Zune say to the iPod?

You da real MP3.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods