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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...