What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

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What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.