What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.