Through the windshield
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
It's rear end!
Because of the windshield.
A Daeshboard
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
Because he was the rightful heir
Well I'll be dog-gone.
He's Snowden.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Good karma.
A Kia Soul.
Its arse.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
He couldn't see it coming
I've never smeared tigger on my face
Because it was a little chicken on the inside.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
Let's go ride our bikes!
They both can't ride a bike.
