Windshield Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!