Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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They both went up in flames.

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The steering wheel...

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Not being British.

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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