Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Rear End Jokes More Rear End Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.