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Manufacture Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!