Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

Plain Jokes More Plain Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Spain Jokes More Spain Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.