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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Plain Jokes More Plain Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Spain Jokes More Spain Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan