Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.