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What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.