An impeach.
He was impeached!
He got impeached!
Harmonica Lewinsky.
The IV Drip
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
South Koreans
He had tentackles.
She laid a sidewalk!
He was baroque.
A trombone!
Because he never left the pub.
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
A square dance.
It had no soul.
NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.