Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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South Koreans Jokes More South Koreans Jokes

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.