Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

South Koreans Jokes More South Koreans Jokes

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)