Impeach Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

South Koreans Jokes More South Koreans Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

President Jokes More President Jokes

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!