Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea

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Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'