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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Factory Worker Jokes More Factory Worker Jokes

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'