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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Because it was soda pressing.

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Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

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No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.