Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety