Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.