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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.