Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!