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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...