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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!