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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about