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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!