Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
A magnetic banana.
My career is in Jeopardy!
It lost its contacts.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
Because it's always burned at the stake
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.