Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.