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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Wrong Direction Jokes More Wrong Direction Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.