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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Wrong Direction Jokes More Wrong Direction Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.