What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.