March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Previous Random Joke Next
Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it..I'll show myself to the door.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.