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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.