Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.