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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch.

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Happy halloweenie

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It was all a myth-take!

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Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

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I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.