March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Previous Random Joke Next
Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Sinko De Mayo Jokes More Sinko De Mayo Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo