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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo