What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo