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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo