Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door?

What's the matador?

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

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What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco