Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

Sinko Jokes More Sinko Jokes

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

Matador Jokes More Matador Jokes

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.