Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

Who's there! Baloney! Baloney who?

Baloney chase you if you're a matador!

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.