Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

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What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door?

What's the matador?

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door?

What's the matador?