Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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I don't know. Torqu?

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door?

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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Sink-o de Mayo

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What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

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Quatro sinko

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Quatro cinco

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...