Quicksand Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

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What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.