Jar Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Jar Jar Jokes More Jar Jar Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!