Jar Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...