Jar Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food?

Meesa Soup

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.