A nut for a jar of tuna.
Sink-o de Mayo
Cheez Waz.
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Sinko de mayo
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
It said "twist to open"
They both are ajar.
Cheese was.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
Oily!
A dictatorship. *sobs*
Rub-a-dubstep!
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Because she didn't want to go.
Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.
By ski-mail.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
Tuna (2Na).
