Jar Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Container Jokes More Container Jokes

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Alderaan Place Jokes More Alderaan Place Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!