Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

America Jokes More America Jokes

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.