Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.