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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Container Jokes More Container Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!