What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.