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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Container Jokes More Container Jokes

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!