What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.