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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Container Jokes More Container Jokes

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!