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Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.