Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.