How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.