How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

Why is gigabit internet good for you?

Because it's high in fiber!