Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
He worked it out with a pencil
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
Because it's high in fiber!
Raisin' Bran.