How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

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What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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Why is gigabit internet good for you?

Because it's high in fiber!

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.