What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.