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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.