What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.