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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.