Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.