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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.