Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.