How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.