None. That's a hardware problem.
Addadictomy.
I don't know, you tell me.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
Hello world!
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
