How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again