How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.