Crate and Barrel.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
They both like to pork.
The second hand shop.
Borders
He threw out the W's
It was a poultry amount
Pier pressure
A docktor.
A box of quackers!
A trifle.
Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.