Because he had a crack addiction.
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I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
Good buy.
Their celery!
Crate and Barrel.
He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.
Don't poop where you scoop.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
He threw out the W's
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
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At yeast he's a fungi.
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
It was a poultry amount
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
An immigrant.**
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
Lack of concentration.
You give her a test-tickle.
I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'
Their "Senor"ity!
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Missile Toe!
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
A taxi driver
Prom
A Friar
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
The jury store
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
