Because he had a crack addiction.
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
Good buy.
Their celery!
Crate and Barrel.
Don't poop where you scoop.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
He threw out the W's
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
At yeast he's a fungi.
It was a poultry amount
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
Lack of concentration.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
Because the prices are so steep
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
Exit the European Union.
Because he was always lost at C!
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.
THOSE ARE SILLY CONES
Deleted
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Other lawyers look interested.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
The delivery.
A delivery.