Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

Discount Jokes More Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Senority Jokes More Senority Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer