Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

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What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing