How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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What's the pound's new name?

The ounce

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window