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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

Gram Jokes More Gram Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Ounce Jokes More Ounce Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window