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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

Gram Jokes More Gram Jokes

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.