Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Electricity.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Hip-Pop
You planet early.
So they won't run into each other in the dark.
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Just asking for a friend
When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "
Thai-land.
Turkey
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Upper U.S.
Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
