How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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Which country do doctors hate?

Any

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What's the pound's new name?

The ounce

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.