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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Someone who is fed up with people.

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

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Which country do doctors hate?

Any

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.