How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

People Jokes More People Jokes

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Gram Jokes More Gram Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Ounce Jokes More Ounce Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.