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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition