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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition