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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!