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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.