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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.