What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.