What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible