Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.