Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.