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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

Lab Jokes More Lab Jokes

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

Large One Jokes More Large One Jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.