Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.