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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter