What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!