Quack Cocaine Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What is a ducks favourite drug?

Quack

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

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What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

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What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.