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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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All sorts of antics!

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Fo Drizzle!

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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What is a ducks favourite drug?

Quack

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.