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Quack Cocaine Jokes

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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A petticoat!

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He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.

What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a ducks favourite drug?

Quack

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How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent