Quack Cocaine Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

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What is a ducks favourite drug?

Quack

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

Duck Favorite Drug Jokes More Duck Favorite Drug Jokes

What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.