Quack Cocaine Jokes

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a ducks favourite drug?

Quack

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What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.