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Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Duck Favorite Drug Jokes More Duck Favorite Drug Jokes

What is a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.

What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack cocaine

Duck Favourite Drug Jokes More Duck Favourite Drug Jokes

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

What is a ducks favourite drug?

Quack

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!