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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...