What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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What is a hipster Russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!