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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...