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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

Lol

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!