What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.