What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.