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What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.