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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.