Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.