Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Smaug Jokes More Smaug Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Renew Jokes More Renew Jokes

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.