Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Smaug Jokes More Smaug Jokes

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Renew Jokes More Renew Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.