Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.