Very little.
A lil smokey
Because it's the little things that count.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Because it slows their
Little.
A small medium at large.
Because it will go right over his head
One copper coin, two dwarves.
It failed the Smaug test.
Ge-gnome therapy
The overheads were too high.
Because it has microwaves
Just a little
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
Very little
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
An Inkling.
Because they were Miners...
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
He's the smallest one
I'm feeling funny
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Too wet to woo'!
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
A gambler might lose.
A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Milk and honey.
Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
A penny.
I love the pokey, mon.
Jail-birds!
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
