Very little.
A lil smokey
Because it's the little things that count.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Because it slows their
Little.
Because it will go right over his head
One copper coin, two dwarves.
It failed the Smaug test.
Ge-gnome therapy
The overheads were too high.
Because it has microwaves
Just a little
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
Very little
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
An Inkling.
Because they were Miners...
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
A small medium at large.
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
He's the smallest one
Because you're breaking wind.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A running joke.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR
For resisting a rest.
Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Math problems actually exist
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
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