Very little.
A lil smokey
Because it slows their
One copper coin, two dwarves.
It failed the Smaug test.
Ge-gnome therapy
The overheads were too high.
Because it has microwaves
Just a little
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
Very little
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
An Inkling.
Because they were Miners...
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
A small medium at large.
It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
He's the smallest one
He needed places to hide the bodies.
Rent.
It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Ted can swim away from an accident.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A metro-gnome
Two thirty.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
Good karma.
Joaquin.
Congee-gal visit
Because proper tea is theft.
A place were crows go to get a drink!