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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Nudist Camp Jokes More Nudist Camp Jokes

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

People Business Jokes More People Business Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!