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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

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How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!