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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.