Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves