Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!