Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

E-t.