What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.