Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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She wanted to wash up on shore

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Lawsuits.

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.