Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.