Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist?

An illumi-hotty!

Cold Tide Jokes More Cold Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.