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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.