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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.