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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire