Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!