Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!