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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon