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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.