When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout