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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout