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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.