When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon