When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon