When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!