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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)